styleswanky:

i just want a cute boy that lets me listen to his music and wear his clothes and fall asleep on his chest i have earned this shit by now where is my cute boy

neopiacentral:

I think I deserve fairly odd parents

fuckheaded:

Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick

egberts:

beatrixtipplepot:

egberts:

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY DIFFERENT KINDS OF PASTA

if i had a penne for every time i’ve asked myself that same question

you didnt just do that